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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I'll order a pizza without any toppings... When I'm feeling saucy."
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"My phone froze while looking at porn at work. The 4k quality is just too much of a load."
"Dad, Why was Mahatma Gandhi bald ""Because he always spoke the truth"" ""Oh! That's why woman have long hair"""
"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"
"How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!"
"Being a parent means you have to make gigantic sacrifices like quality sleep and the backs to every remote control in your house."
"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"
"If anyone knows how to increase the size of my penis or where I can buy cheap viagra or a rolex watch, please email me every day about it"
"I saw that they were opening a new beauty store in Boston. I think it was called ""Boston balmer"""
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer."