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Joke of the Day

"An Irish man walks out of a bar hahaha"

"What do you call a fish with no eye? Disabled."

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."

"I'm going to open a bank ... ... with a clawbar!"

"I asked a pregnant woman if she would have sex with me. She said ""no, I don't do threesomes""."

"How do you know when you have a high sperm count? Your partner has to chew before swallowing..."

"What's a donkeys favourite breakfast cereal? Mule-sli"

"Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh"

"Sex with me is like a German opera... Not really sure what's going on, and it ends with a fat chick shouting really loudly."