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Joke of the Day

"Chelsea FC"

"Did you hear about the new Chinese rap duo? 2 Changz"

"Remember when we used to call the ""self check-out"" - 'Theft'?"

"I put the FU in FUN "

"How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100? On their fingers"

"It's so cute how my kids think I'm going to go look for them after I finish counting to ten."

"I swear to god if I ever see a car exploding I'm going to walk away from it in slow-mo and hope that somebody is filming it on their iPhone."

"Do you know why they are called dad jokes? Because of the people that fathered them."

"Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology? Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points."

"Why was the snowman infertile? He had snow balls"