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Joke of the Day

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."

"What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner."

"Deuteronomy Believe it or not - it isn't the field of study of deuterium."

"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything."

"Hello everyone this is your pilot speaking. If u look out the windows on your left youll see some fish. This is the worst Ive ever messed up"

"If I eat healthy today then I can have one piece of candy as a reward. If I eat unhealthy, then I can have the whole bag."

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy."

"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"

"You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC. I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails."

"Asked my friend what's he's going to wear for Halloween... ""Probably a condom."""