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Joke of the Day

"What's a donkeys favourite breakfast cereal? Mule-sli"

"Why did the Jews have such a hard time in Russia? They couldn't get with the pogrom."

"Study shows 1 out of 3 people are unfaithful to their partner. I wonder if it's my girlfriend or my wife..."

"North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive. He was the Seoul survivor."

"How do you get a bass player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."

"What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anything you like - he can't hear you."

"I'm not stupid... ""...no! There are only 49 states, cause scientists say Pluto doesn't count."""

"What appears over black man's head when he has an idea? A fried Chicken leg"

"Turn a man down for sex, he gets over it. Turn a woman down? Oh. My. God."

"God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him."