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Joke of the Day
"I asked a pregnant woman if she would have sex with me. She said ""no, I don't do threesomes""."
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"Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! "
"God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat."
"How do you say Constipated in German? Farfrompoopin"
"Most people think that being in your 50s is now classed as the new 30s. Take my word for It, the police speed cameras think differently"
"What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!"
"Doctors just assume I want all my blood at a particular pressure."
"Doctor and Lady Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my god! I heard 3 ""males"" a day."
"When I couldn't pee once, I told my penis, ""Come on! I know urine there""."
"What do you call an army tow-truck? Camotow"