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Joke of the Day

"Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh"

"Time for a police based knock knock joke. PEW PEW PEW it's the police, OPEN THE DOOR!"

"Just started a new diet where I order Wendy's salad and then eat all my kids' fries."

"My pooch found a great TV show for us to watch Dogter Who"

"Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game? They needed to give their characters an eye-patch."

"Why do tampons find it so hard to make friends? They're all stuck-up cunts."

"This year's Delta inflight buckle your seat belt video isn't as good as the last one. I give two and a half seat belts."

"What's 3 inches long and pleases all women? A credit card."

"When is the Joker not plotting a murder? When he is riding his Harley."

"5 penises A man visits his doctor and tells him, ""You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 penises!"" To which the doctor replies, ""5 penises! How do your pants fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""