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"How do you know when you have a high sperm count? Your partner has to chew before swallowing..."
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"What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome"
"People think having 5 sets of grandparents rules as kid on Xmas, and it does, but you pay for it on the back end having to go to 97 funerals"
"I called a colleague inviting him to an orgy. He asked how many people will be there. I said "" if you and your wife come, there will be three of us."""
"What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman? He just wants her to be down to Mars"
"Two years ago, my favourite cow died Today, I finally moooved on."
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"My cat went missing, so I put up posters of myself that says... ""If you're reading this, you better get your ass back home right now!"""
"heres a funny one. womens rights /s"
"""I liked small butts. I was lying."" - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession"