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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eye? Disabled."

"Why did you drop the baby? Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did."

"Why can't sluts count to seventy? 69 is a mouthful."

"Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok."

"BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star"

"Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7? Because windows 7 8 9."

"What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey? A Thyme Lord."

"What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays? This is my last resort."

"Just got a booty call from life, apparently it still wants to keep fucking me."

"You know I think Fight Club is pretty underrated. Nobody talks about it these days"