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Joke of the Day
"What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia? There is no lunch."
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"I just did absolutely nothing for this Klondike Bar."
"It all changed when my girlfriend got pregnant.... My name, my address, my phone number..."
"Ladies, if he tells you he's 6 feet & 4 inches, be sure those aren't two separate measurements."
"Hell hath no fury like this woman attempting to type ""scorned"" and having it autocorrected to ""scrotum"" 13 times in a row."
"I don't want to die doing something I love. I want to die doing something I hate. That way I don't have to finish it."
"Why did the feminist sign up for football? She wanted to be the center of attention."
"CAPT. AMERICA: Merry Christmas, Hulk! Happy Hanukkah, The Thing! Er... what religion are you, Thor? THOR: Do you understand I'm an actual god"
"God: ""At least I didn't get FAT."" Buddha: ""At least I didn't get CRUCIFIED."""
"According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American ""Trail of Tears"" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks."