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Joke of the Day

"Hell hath no fury like this woman attempting to type ""scorned"" and having it autocorrected to ""scrotum"" 13 times in a row."

"How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump? 9 months."

"The color red walks over to the table where Blue and Purple are sitting ""Sorry,"" says Blue, ""you can't sit with us. You aren't cool enough."""

"Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as ""not Bruce Willis"" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling"

"When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone."

"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."

"Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood"

"The cannabis industry... It's a growing market."

"How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database? Pop, Lock & Drop It"

"What do you get if you have unprotected sex in the ear? Hearing AIDS."