101036

Joke of the Day

"Hell hath no fury like this woman attempting to type ""scorned"" and having it autocorrected to ""scrotum"" 13 times in a row."

"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."

"I just embarrassingly ripped my pants open while bowling. Getting a split means something entirely different to me now."

"Finish this joke, ""I am Christian and I believe in science. In fact, I studied Physics at a Catholic University."" So far I have, ""Physics at a Catholic University? That's like studying... at a ..."""

"People who get offended when I breast feed publicly can fuck off What I'm doing is totally natural and strengthens the relationship between me and my dog"

"Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? It was Nervous"

"I got head from a blind woman She didn't see it coming!"

"Zelda Williams came over my house and stormed out in a rage... All I did was ask her ""How's it hangin?"""

"For people who've been around such a long time, grandparents seem constantly amazed that children grow."

"I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings"