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Joke of the Day

"God: ""At least I didn't get FAT."" Buddha: ""At least I didn't get CRUCIFIED."""

"I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come for me"

"A one-liner a came up with. I recently bought a superconducting electric heater... I was not impressed!"

"Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up."

"Which war was the hungriest? Viet-nom."

"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."

"Whats the difference between a noose and a leash? How high you tie it on a tree."

"What's the national bird of Iraq? The drone."

"Why didn't the bike move? It was two tired. Sorry^that^shit^made^no^sense"