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"It all changed when my girlfriend got pregnant.... My name, my address, my phone number..."
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"Whales in a bar Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, ""OUUHHHHWAHHHHHHH OUHHHHHHH AHHHH"" and the second one replies, ""Shut up Steve, you're drunk!"""
"Has anyone seen what's up with that Subway Jared guy lately?! He got fat again!"
"What do you call a lazy baker? A loafer..."
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm black?? Cop: Sir, you're white, driving 90 in a 30. Me: Racist. Cop: Get out."
"I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment."
"4th of july British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea"
"what if grass screamed when you walked on it"
"If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests."
"What did one computer say to the other? Error 404 joke not found."