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Joke of the Day
"Why did the feminist sign up for football? She wanted to be the center of attention."
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"Either way, I don't think we should let Shrodinger near any more cats."
"I wonder how many times Batman had to rub one out in the Batmobile after fighting with Catwoman"
"I changed my relationship status to ""I'm sharpening my knives"" on Facebook so my boyfriend's family will never come visit"
"dog: i saw u out there me: what? dog: i saw u pet the neighbor dog me: i was just dog: did u rub his belly? DID U ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?"
"Why don't black people know how to swim Because nobody jumped off the ship"
"A Rabbi and the Pope walk in a bar... A bar patron says, ""Hey, what is this, a joke?"""
"What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work? Wake me up before you go-go"
"My friends usually get upset with how often I make jokes, but I need to stay strong. You see, seven days without puns makes one weak."
"The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones]"