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Joke of the Day

"According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American ""Trail of Tears"" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks."

"What do you call a girl who pushed her father off a cliff? Pushpa!!"

"My last relationship was a lot like Forrest Gump... I was retarded and she was a whore."

"Two fish were in a tank. One said ""You man the guns and i'll drive!"""

"Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj? Because he dropped the beet."

"What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick"

"When is the best time to play racquet sports? Ten-ish."

"A pirate walks into a bar And the bartender says, ""hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?"". The pirate replies,""arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts""."

"How do you tell if you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like crap"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."