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Joke of the Day

"CAPT. AMERICA: Merry Christmas, Hulk! Happy Hanukkah, The Thing! Er... what religion are you, Thor? THOR: Do you understand I'm an actual god"

"They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer' f*ck off' to go away'."

"Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie? because Ken always came in another box."

"Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"

"What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? Bombs"

"My new Thesaurus arrived today, and it's terrible. And another thing, it's terrible."

"I went to buy a book about Bernie Sanders ...but it was sold out."

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal."

"Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a man. Feels great and then you look down and realize you're gay."

"why public hairs not gone white ?"