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Joke of the Day
"I just did absolutely nothing for this Klondike Bar."
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"How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?"
"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."
"I became a proud father today He just turned four, but he was a boring little shit the first few years."
"Him: what does a polar bear weigh? Me: I don't know Him: enough to break the ice, my name's John. Me: so's mine."
"To successfully fight a bear, strike it firmly in the sternum with an open palm. Congratulations. You are now fighting a bear."
"Two sausages are sizzling in a pan.... One says ""Do you think it's hot in here?"" The other says ""oh my god a talking sausage!"""
"cnt wait to dress up as a windmill for halloween its never a bad time to teach ppl about renewable energy sources lmao"
"What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!"
"Physics 101: Heat expands objects.. You're fat.. you're hot"