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Joke of the Day
"I just did absolutely nothing for this Klondike Bar."
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"What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man? Space"
"I just heard 2 waiters speaking Chinese and then one said very loudly and clearly, 'MEDALLION' so I think some shits about to go down"
"A new scientific study regarding pizza determines who is most susceptible to burns. Turns out it is the Hipsters because they eat it before it's cool."
"A word is worth 1/1000th of a picture."
"My programmer friend keeps telling me I'm using too many brackets. I keep telling him that two wont hold all those books he never reads."
"""Hit me,"" said the masochist. ""No,"" said the sadist"
"I saw two lesbians kissing in the park. ""There's a time and a place for that,"" I told my wife. She said, ""Yeah..."" I said, ""It's 9pm and my house."""
"Look At Me Darling Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: ""Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite"" Wife Smiled And Reply: ""But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"""
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"