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Joke of the Day

"A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake"

"Asian people, when surprised, look similar to white people who are staring into the sun"

"Dominique Strauss-Kahn and his wife are separating after 20 years of marriage due to their busy work schedules and him being a maid raper."

"Did you hear about the guy who died due to masturbation? It finished him off."

"Wanna hear my construction joke? I'm still working on it..."

"WIFE: Were you harassing that old gypsy woman again? ME: *fighting off a crow* Of course not! WIFE: You lying to me? ME: No. *rains frogs*"

"I'm addicted to wanking over leaflets. When I went into rehab, I got off to a flyer."

"Unless you're planning to lay there shirtless in an open casket, there really is no point to killing yourself with diet and exercise."

"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."

"Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over? twerk"