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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear my construction joke? I'm still working on it..."

"Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?"

"My friend told me I'm delusional. I almost fell of my rhino..."

"A solid athiest joke. So, a black man and God walk into a bar. The black man gets served first because God doesn't exist."

"I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, ""Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"" I said, ""Shouldn't that be pieces of eight?"" The pirate replied, ""Arrrrr, it's a parroty error."""

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word."

"How do you keep a blonde busy? Put ""flip"" on both sides of a piece of paper"

"Most guys walk up and stick it in... I stick it in then walk up..."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar And the bartender says ""I have a shot named after you"" The grasshopper replies ""you have a shot named Steve?!"" My bartender friend told me this, thought I should share"

"What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid."