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Joke of the Day
"Pokemon. Stds are like Pokemon. Ya gotta catch em all."
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"I took a class on Narcissism. I'm pretty sure I blew everyone away."
"Why was the football stadium so cold? Because of all the fans."
"[Voice from police helicopter] PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! *raises hands* *takes flattering selfie in helicopter spotlight* *uploads new avi*"
"Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs."
"""But what about all the Positive Nancys?"" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual"
"Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off? So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school."
"How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."
"Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis"
"Today my wife asked, ""would you still love me if I was ugly and fat?"" Turns out ""Yes I do"" was not the right answer."