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Joke of the Day
"I'm addicted to wanking over leaflets. When I went into rehab, I got off to a flyer."
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"Why does the sad crab walk side ways? Because he has nothing to look forward to"
"A vampire could've photobombed every picture you've ever been in and you will never know"
"GOOD COP: I hate crime! BAD COP: I lost my gun. BRAD COP: Check out my abs."
"Barring any distractions, it only takes about three months to teach a meerkat how to throw knives."
"Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job? He ate his tacho."
"It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing."
"Got bored last night and tried looking up the spanish translation of ""do not use"", but it ended up being no use."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me but I just forgot the joke !"
"My wife is an angel. All my friends are jealous because their wives are still alive."