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Joke of the Day

"Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over? twerk"

"TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch.. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Classic nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter. Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?"

"Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"

"wy does santa have so many kids? he has all the ho ho ho's"

"Can you believe they got back together after all that shit? MY BUTT CHEEKS!!!"

"Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote."

"An employee and her boss are having sex. Boss: Do you want to change positions? Employee: Uh yeah. Can I be the Assistant Manager?"

"Old one but still funny: Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... ... one muffin says to the other ""Damn its starting to get really hot in here."" The other one says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"""

"The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses."