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Joke of the Day
"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."
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"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fucking cock."
"things I'm passionate about: The Rule of Threes, self referential humor, and the Oxford comma."
"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"
"Mustaches: they're growing on you."
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