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Joke of the Day
"Asian people, when surprised, look similar to white people who are staring into the sun"
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"Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3? Because in charge Yoda was."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? One. But only if the light bulb wants to change."
"A moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic, trying to get to the gym, to ride stationary bikes..."
"How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)"
"If God wanted us to save money for retirement he wouldn't have invented online shopping"
"[moving her panties to the side] HEY MAA, I'M MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER."
"""I have to go eat cake now"", should be a perfectly valid reason for leaving a social occasion where cake has not been provided."
"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry"
"I guess that is what a Brazilian wax feels like."