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Joke of the Day
"Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!"
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"I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called! ""Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?"" Anxiety."
"Saying ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" means basically the same thing... ...except at a funeral. Edit:Thank you Demitri Martian for the joke"
"Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs"
"Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road? There were no roads!"
"I started a company.. ...with my wife. Then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd."
"heres a knock knock joke for you knocks nock nock. whos there dickey doo dickey doo who ya stomach sticks out further than ya dickey doo"
"What has two legs and can't stand up? Half a cat"
"What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie? Professor +"
"What do Donald Trump and Mondays have in common Nobody likes them."