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Joke of the Day
"It's that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year."
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"Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is ""I can tweet that"""
"Heads up guys, if you ask your wife how to spell menage a trois she's gonna want to know why."
"Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince."
"To /r/news China just called, they want their censorship back."
"Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus? Because he has holes in his hands"
"GF: ""You're cute when you're drunk"" Me: ""You're cute when I'm drunk too"""
"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."
"Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture? Both are dead inside."
"A teenage boy asks his granny: 'Have you seen my pills, they are labelled LSD? Granny: ""Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"""