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Joke of the Day
"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"
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"My daughter, a hair stylist, has a tiny pair of scissors tattooed behind her ear with tiny red teardrops for clients she accidently stabbed."
"Jose Mourinhio The Special One....... David Moyes The Chosen One..... Fellipe Scholari Seven One."
"What is 1x times D xD"
"What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one"
"When you have sex you burn 1000 calories. No wonder you're so fat."
"The citizens of Twin Peaks became furious when they learned who killed Laura Palmer. They soon began to behave like a lynch mob."
"If you are going to Taco Bell for a diet, you have a bigger problem than your weight."
"I had two gorgeous cats... One was called Idonknow and the other Idonremember. Unfortunately, idonremember jumped from the Golden Gate bridge and died. Which dog remained alive?"
"Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs."