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Joke of the Day

"Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs."

"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"Back in my day we had another word for selfie sticks, we called them friends."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman slightly inconvenienced."

"How does Brutus eat his salad? With a knife and Caesar dressing."

"Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? ""Rock"" and ""Hard place"". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives."

"I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!"

"How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh? It weighs *Won-ton*"

"My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, ""your daughter"" wasn't the right answer."

"I don't understand why Christians don't like gay people After all, Jesus was a famous cross-dresser."