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Joke of the Day

"I had two gorgeous cats... One was called Idonknow and the other Idonremember. Unfortunately, idonremember jumped from the Golden Gate bridge and died. Which dog remained alive?"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. If engineered correctly."

"I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma."

"Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job? His office went paperless."

"The paraplegic would be easy to oppress They would never make a stand for their rights"

"Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon."

"I bought a winter jacket at Urban Outfitters last August I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool."

"I bought a metal detector. Beach better have my money."

"I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car."

"B:You can never be possessed by any demonic beings. G:Why? Is it because I am very religious? B:No! Its because you are always so salty"