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Joke of the Day
"Jose Mourinhio The Special One....... David Moyes The Chosen One..... Fellipe Scholari Seven One."
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"You can't spell ""A.D.D."" without ""hey what is that is that some Go-Gurt"""
"""Mr. President, two Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday in Iraq."" ""Oh my god... How many is a Brazilian?"""
"Why can you not play UNO with mexicans? They take all the green cards."
"If earth is flat what's on the other side then? ADELE"
"Never bring a toasted sandwich to a senior's gym Or else you're going to have 40 people thinking they're having a stroke."
"I blame instagram for making these basic b*tches think that they're ""models"" in real life."
"And the Lord said unto John ""come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and got a toaster."
"Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition? Too many people came."
"What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again."