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Joke of the Day

"If you are going to Taco Bell for a diet, you have a bigger problem than your weight."

"Remember don't judge, you never know what another person is going through Unless they're constantly oversharing on Facebook, then go ahead"

"Give me five hundred good reasons you think I'm too demanding."

"Since I have a lot of exams next week... I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I'm sure to pass even if I shouldn't"

"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""

"What do you call a manic bear? A bipolar bear."

"I went to Russia, met a guy called Vladislav * **Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.**"

"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale."

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !"