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Joke of the Day
"What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ."
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"My son was crying and asked, ""why doesn't the dog have to wear pants?"" And it's like, I don't even know. So now I'm putting pants on a dog."
"I used to feel tired and sluggish. nothing could get me out of the house. then i tried MethTM and boy did i burn my house down"
"A Butt walks in to a bar. . . The bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" and the Butt says ""Pfffbbtbtbt"" Then the bartender turns to his friend and says, ""What an ass."""
"As my eyesight gets worse my parents blame video games while my optometrist says it's due to the roundness of my eyeball. One way or the other, there is a stigma."
"A scientist who studies Adam's apples is called a guyneckologist."
"That stupid guy I have stupid friends gotta admit.But i have a stupid one. Yesterday he asked me did anybody die and survive??!?!?!??"
"Husband has fake roaches that he sets up around the house to scare the shit out of me 24/7. I'm putting out positive pregnancy tests. HA."
"It would just be mean to make a joke about the woman with lumber breast implants..... Wooden Tit"
"Do you struggle with rational thinking and basic literacy? Let us know in the comments below"