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Joke of the Day
"What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ."
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"I slipped in the shower and almost fell... Good thing my uncle caught me"
"Learning how to say ""where the hell am I?"" in eight languages. Just in case."
"What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie? The Blair...Which project? [Made my roomie laugh at least]"
"What did Ahab say when Moby Dick raised his tail? Whale shit!"
"How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard..."
"I'm always punctual, which is why I hope to be cremated and used in an hourglass."
"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."
"If you took your large intestine and stretched it out in a straight line it would be very hard to get it back in you after that. So tangly."
"how do you find Will Smith after it snows? .... look for the fresh prints."