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Joke of the Day

"As my eyesight gets worse my parents blame video games while my optometrist says it's due to the roundness of my eyeball. One way or the other, there is a stigma."

"I was sad when I learned Steve Irwin died... .. but at least he died the same way he lived: with animals in his heart."

"What is a cows favorite shade of red! Mooroon!"

"What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided? The doctor had to heal-ium."

"Is a red headed Ninja called a Ginja?"

"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop."

"I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I'm OK But I feel like I've dyed a little inside"

"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert Bill here"

"I don't blame Cat Zingano. I'm sure most men don't last 12 seconds with Rhonda Rousey either."

"This joke will SHOCK you. how do you catch a mouse? Click baiting."