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Joke of the Day

"My son was crying and asked, ""why doesn't the dog have to wear pants?"" And it's like, I don't even know. So now I'm putting pants on a dog."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."

"the average american eats 8 spidres in their sleep evrey year, but the exceptional american strives to eat at least 20"

"[bar] HER: wanna get outta here? *winks* ME: hell ya HER: whatya thinkin? ME: lets go to my place and arm wrestle HER: what? ME: u scared?"

"Why did the lizards get a divorce? A reptile dysfunction"

"Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors"

"Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode."

"I heard on the news Stoners took over a town This was a high coup"

"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."

"Why can't moccasins play the blues? They've got no sole."