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"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"
"Vaccination awareness is rising Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster"
"My dog is disabled so I have to hold him up when he pees. Long story short, I'm getting really good at writing my name in the snow."
"Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat."
"I keep getting calls telling me that I have outstanding bills... ...and while I appreciate the compliment, they're really nothing special."
"What do you call a Muslim with a kebab? A kaBOMB...*hah*"
"90% of her body A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
"The current ""feminist"" movement"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"