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Joke of the Day

"I used to feel tired and sluggish. nothing could get me out of the house. then i tried MethTM and boy did i burn my house down"

"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."

"Why is the plunger gay? He was born that way you homophobe!"

"A dog walks into a bar and says I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

"My mom yelled at me when I said I have never used a condom. Then I told her it was because I'm a virgin at 24 years old. So, my dad yelled at me instead."

"What kind of ears does an engine have? Engineers"

"What spice is guaranteed to make your girlfriend walk out on you? Bay Leaves"

"The people you may know list should be renamed to, the people you may want to block."

"I can't afford an electric toothbrush, so I just roll a baby hedgehog in some toothpaste and hold in it my mouth for 15 minutes."

"My friend died of a methamphetamine overdose the other day..... When people ask what happened I say, M E T H O.D. man"