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Joke of the Day

"A scientist who studies Adam's apples is called a guyneckologist."

"What do moldy corn flakes and Charles Manson have in common? They're both cereal killers!"

"I wish I had a little robot companion that put his arm out and shook his head at people who tried to talk to me before lunch."

"How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a light bulb? What, you don't know? Well I guess you weren't FUCKING THERE, MAN!"

"What is the heaviest surgical intervetion that can be done to women ? Getting money and dicks out of their minds."

"Mom, why am I black? - Mom, why are you, dad and everyone else in the family white, and I'm black? - The party was so crazy you should be happy you don't bark."

"Sneaking into your house and eating just enough of the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms to make you sad, but not suspicious."

"The problem with some people is that they're alive."

"I feel like I heard this on Reddit, but it's just a solid joke. What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of many cunning stunts."

"I'm not racist! I'll have you know my childhood best friend was black, but I haven't seen him since my dad sold him."