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Joke of the Day
"It would just be mean to make a joke about the woman with lumber breast implants..... Wooden Tit"
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"What is a primate's ideal salary? A gorillian dollars per year."
"my doctor gave me 2 months to live when i told him i wouldnt be able to pay off my medical bills by then, he gave me another 2 months"
"Capitalisation It is the difference between ""I helped my uncle Jack off a horse,"" and ""I helped my uncle jack off a horse."""
"Rob somebody at gunpoint today, show the world how serious you are at nicknaming your new friend Robert."
"Funny how bullies only bully people who are susceptible to bullying. They don't bully people who'd throat punch em without thinking twice."
"I should start a pizza place called original pizza, abreviated OP and it will only have take out. OP will not deliver"
"""I love you. I love you. Pay attention to me. I love you. Ok I'm fed now. I HATE YOU DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!"" - Cats"
"Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry. Edit: Nevermind."
"AMERICAN DIVORCE If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?"