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Joke of the Day

"Canada day isn't about cheap jokes, you guys. You're forgetting what the holiday is all aboot."

"My church was going to have a sermon on prophecy today... but it was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances."

"Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies."

"Scientists say there are now 4 confirmed states of matter Solid matter Liquid matter Gas matter and most recently... Black Lives matter"

"why i call my girlfriend warm beer my girlfriend asked me why i sometimes call her warm beer, i told her very few want her sober but while drunk shes fair game."

"I've invented a new sex position: the 114 I was 69ing with this girl wen her husband came home and shoved a 45 up my ass"

"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."

"I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous. It's just a shame I'm a lefty."

"Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality"

"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."