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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."

"[nsfw] This is the worst joke I have heard.... What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? You don't cum on an apple before you eat it..."

"What did Michael Jackson ask his father's mother when she slipped and fell to the ground? Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay,are you okay granny?!"

"I feel like something is missing from my life and I don't know if it's a person, a puppy, or just a burrito."

"What did the baby milk say to his older sister? You're spoiled!"

"'Kyrgyzstan' is what happens when you've already named all the other countries and you have left over letters."

"What does IDK stand for? Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"What's 10 inches long, Hard as a rock and filled with semen? The sock under my bed"

"A teacher tells the class whoever answers her next question can go home. A boy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""Who just threw that?!"" Boy: ""Me. I'm going home now."""

"Doctor: you're never too old to start exercising Me: cool thanks i'll start in maybe like 15 years then"