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Joke of the Day

"why i call my girlfriend warm beer my girlfriend asked me why i sometimes call her warm beer, i told her very few want her sober but while drunk shes fair game."

"How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you? He has a big E on his pajamas."

"I bet the butcher he couldn't reach the beef on the top shelf, but he saidthe steaks were too high."

"What colour T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most."

"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"

"I used to not get on with my mother-in-law but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!"

"Why did the priest dislike geometry? It's sin-ful. [self made joke]"

"Hipsters came before the chicken and the egg."

"What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band? SWV (sisters with voices)"

"Two guys walk into a bar... ... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."