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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies."

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"....So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon!"
"Q: Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? A: He wanted to wake up oily."
"What was Lenin's favourite film? Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe."
"Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure but I don't flirt when I drive."
"What's the worst present you could give a black person? Cotton Scented Hand Lotion"
"Yet another Clinton picks heads Over tail."
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"Apparently my friends think I'm paranoid. I fucking knew it."