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Joke of the Day
"What did Donald Duck say to the prostitute? Put it on my bill."
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"What do blind people drive? A cataract."
"What has six eyes but can't see? Three blind mice."
"*waiter lays down my plate* ""Can I get u anything else?"" U CAN GET ME HAPPY FACE PANCAKES LIKE I ORDERED, U FUC- *he rotates my plate* oh ok"
"Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn't that hungry."
"I was gonna tell a joke about boxing... ...then I forgot the punchline. I'll show myself out."
"Mein kampf es su kampf"
"I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof."
"Can't believe I've already spent $500 on mayonnaise this year."
"My dog always walked backwards... So I named him god."