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Joke of the Day
"Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn't that hungry."
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"Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band.."
"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."
"A man is put on trial for committing mass genocide against the people of Scotland. It looked like he would be in prison for life... ...but he got off Scot-free."
"ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!"
"*unexpected snow fall* Americans: ""It's the end. The apocalypse is here!"" Canadians: ""Huh...I might need a jacket"""
"Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into."
"13 Hours Why did Hilary Clinton not go watch the movie 13 hours? She already slept through it once. Edit: sleep to slept"
"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."
"God's recreational activity is to destroy the whole universe and create it again."