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"Mein kampf es su kampf"
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"When I see a kid on a leash I assume they were a dog turned into a kid by a witch & the owners have yet to figure out how to turn them back."
"When I was in high school, I was part of the French club. We didn't really do anything, but every once in a while, we'd surrender to the German club."
"How many /r/Jokes users does it take to screw in a lightbulb Six. One to actually do it, and five to complain how it's the same one they've seen before."
"Get a hair cut, run away without paying. They can't chase you because they're holding scissors. The perfect crime."
"What did PSY say when he choked on a burger? Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style."
"I bet when humans 1st learned to eat there were a lot of mishaps. ""Just tried the sand, Betty, probably a 2 out of 10. Don't eat the sand."""
"Afraid your kid might be a commie? Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag."
"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."
"I went to a mock trial recently and I was really disappointed. I didn't get to mock anyone."