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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell a joke about boxing... ...then I forgot the punchline. I'll show myself out."
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"My girlfriend messed up baking a tart She was to re-tart it"
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.. Okay I'm done"
"Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!"
"Monica Lewinsky will not be voting for Hillary.. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."
"""The limo is broken""... Said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored"
"Pennywise the clown to Ronald ""you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."" Ronald McDonald: ""I've killed more people than you."""
"Soda What do you call a soda that was beat up in a fight? CREAMED SODA"
"So frustrating when you have to text but you're home so you have to go get in the car and drive all the way to the left lane of the freeway."
"But it's not my choice I'm single by choice"