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Joke of the Day

"*waiter lays down my plate* ""Can I get u anything else?"" U CAN GET ME HAPPY FACE PANCAKES LIKE I ORDERED, U FUC- *he rotates my plate* oh ok"

"two kinds of people There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"

"An apple a day... Keeps the non-binary away"

"You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions."

"Isis isn't cool... It's radical!"

"How do tacos fair in a war? They tend to be shells of their former selves"

"A man is in his doctors office. The doctor says ""Sir you need to stop masturbating"". ""Why"" asks the man. The doctor replies ""It's making it difficult to finish the examination""."

"What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece? Socra-tease"

"I couldn't afford a vanity license plate, so I named my dog 956 XDM."