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Joke of the Day
"*suddenly pulls away from kissing* BUT WHERE DOES THE STORK GET THE BABY FROM?!?"
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"woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it"
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"What's the best part about having sex with a gilf? You can finger her and grab her titties with one hand at the same time. ;)"
"Always toss glitter onto someone when telling them bad news so that the bad news is only the second-worst thing to happen to them that day."
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"oh these 2 bleeding dots on my neck? uhhh no i'm not a vampire, some crazy dude stabbed me with 2 pens. hey can you toss me a bloodweiser ;)"
"I served baby rabbit this evening. It got over the net, but there was practically no bounce."