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Joke of the Day
"What is an adulterers favorite snack? Cheetos."
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"What do you call a gay author? ...a fabulous fabulist. Thank you, I'll be here all night."
"""Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...? You're so radical!"" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend"
"Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou."
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASSA-B!!!"
"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"
"""Go out there, kid! Make a name for yourself-"" JAMARCUS McTHUNDERNUGGETS THE THIRD ""Trent that's not really what i-"" It's Jamarcus now"
"Coworker: people around the office think you're too controlling Me: what's that? Coworker: oh, sorry *raises hand*"
"I want this Twitter account to outlive me by 100 years. I want my grandchildren to read my Tweets and say, ""Holy fuck. She was so weird."""
"If we could harness the fake enthusiasm put towards wishing people a happy birthday on Facebook, we could power half the planet."