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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"

"A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame."

"What's a rapists favorite meal? Spaghetti-No's I'm sorry."

"If a tree falls in the woods.... .....and no one is around to hear it. Will a hipster buy the soundtrack?"

"Why don't ghosts play sports? Boo!"

"What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head."

"Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had 2 cars."

"Throw a pizza down a manhole. Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles."

"[clown interview] Why become a professional clown? me: [picturing getting hit in the face with cream pies every day] um I like kids"

"If there is earth on planet Earth, why aren't there Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet."